Jon Stewart stand-up this winter
You watch him on “The Daily Show,” you read his books, you watch his films, but did you know that Jon Stewart also performs as a stand-up comedian?
Jon Stewart tickets are currently available for his upcoming gigs. He is scheduled to perform at two venues this winter: Feb. 5 and 6 at the Mirage in Las Vegas; and March 5 and 6 at the Borgata Hotel Casino and Spa in Atlantic City, NJ.
Just for a laugh, here are some of Stewart’s old jokes. Don’t worry though, he’s sure to have something new and fresh for his upcoming routines!
On the last presidential election: “Democrats do have an historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty.”
On Hollywood: “A lot of people say that this town is too liberal, out of touch with mainstream America, an atheistic pleasure dome, a modern-day, beachfront Sodom and Gomorrah, a moral black hole where innocence is obliterated in an endless orgy of sexual gratification and greed. I don’t really have a joke here. I just thought you should know a lot of people are saying that.”
On audience questions:”There are obviously certain questions that I get asked pretty often about the show: ‘Do you guys all sit around a table and come up with jokes? Where do you get your ideas from? What’s Rob Corddry really like?’ The answers, by the way, are: no, weed, and ‘a total d*ck.”
Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 9:12 am by jordan
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